In the future we'll all be gay
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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