i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
This house was built for laser tag.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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