There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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