She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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