I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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