my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
how drunk are you?
Several
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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