If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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