How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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