I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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