Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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