I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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