i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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