We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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