If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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