My friends, they love my intelligence
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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