I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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