The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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