I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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