it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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