When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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