Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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