i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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