But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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