Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.