At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Acid is not a monday night drug
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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