I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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