so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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