YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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