Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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