he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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