What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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