Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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