in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
her vagine was all disorganized.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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