that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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