shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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