no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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