i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm both gender and math confused
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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