Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
When are your genitals available?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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