You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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