we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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