He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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