But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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