CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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