3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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