He asked me if I "almost moaned"
no you cant smoke seaweed
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020