If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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