they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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