Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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