Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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