"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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