Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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