I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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