3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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