Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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