can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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