The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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